April 1st, 2013
I have discovered a terrible secret hidden within the 1982 movie “Conan the Barbarian.” While watching this movie I discovered that it holds the secrets of Cthulhu and the “Great Old Ones”! A secret society that worships and serves these deities has been controlling the population through this movie and through ajuerwau89234bhfgAJdfddffffffffffffffffdlkjjadfoijm.
“Conan the Barbarian” is a great movie based on Robert E. Howard stories. This fictional fantasy adventure starring Arnold Schwarzeneggar and James Earl Jones is great. The action and special effects are great. Everything about this movie is great. Director John Milius did a great job.
Conan’s (Shcwarzeneggar) journey to avenge his tribe and parents who were slain by an evil sorcerer is very dangerous–filled with snake worshipers, demon sorceresses, thieves and love. Two thieves join Conan to go rescue a princess from the great and powerful Thulsa Doom (Jones) who killed Conan’s family.
Did you know the creator of “Conan the Barbarian” was best friends with H.P. Lovecraft? Too bad “Conan the Barbarian” has absolutely nothing to do with H.P. Lovecraft and his Great Old Ones. Nonetheless this movie is great and filled with action, action, action. You should watch it.
I love this movie. There is nothing better than watching this movie. This movie is fun and engaging and does not contain any secrets to the worship of the great tentacle god Cthulhu, or how he controls you, your family, and everyone you know. Everyone should watch this movie. Everyone must watch this movie. This movie is great.